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A few things I would say to Kanye West.
A few things I would say to Kanye West, if given the opportunity:
1. Kanye, your music is kind of good. I say kind of because I cannot decide if you are trying to be really thug or really pop cultural. I think you try to be really thug but your music comes off as trendy and electronic. So in actuality your music is not that good at all, considering your identity crisis as a black musician and your lack of vocal skills. (Aside from those that are digitally enhanced).
2. Kanye, I remember hearing you say that former President George W. Bush hates black people. For this statement I would simply like to congratulate you. It is not often a person comes around who is ignorant enough to say what they think on a popular media outlet without first considering the implications of their words. I do believe that you are a key factor in keeping racism alive in America. Again, for this, I congratulate you. Not that it is something to be proud of, but because I am sure you think it will make you appear to be more thug, thus confusing your identity even more.
3. Kanye, I am sure you have more to say in reply to what I have said, and I am going to let you finish, but…
At this point I stop talking and head-butt Kanye in the chest. Then I send a right hook his way and break whatever “stylish” sunglasses he happens to be wearing. I follow that up with a left jab that makes him see flashing lights. I finish the job by looking at him and flexing, thereby causing his heart to stop beating. I then stand over him and explain why it is fatal to mess with Taylor Swift.
At this point Taylor comes to me and professes her love for me, asking if she can write a song about me. I politely decline, accepting only her love. We marry soon after.
That is exactly how my conversation with Kanye West would go. The events at the end involving Taylor Swift may actually occur regardless.
-Gray
